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Location: New England
Do you plan on being active in this community? I AM MOD, HEAR ME ROAR.
How did you find out about this community? IT WAS MY IDEA?
Have you read any of the Chronicles of Narnia series? If so, how many books? I have read them all several times and I just checked the whole series out at the library so I could reread them. Obsessed much? XD I've just started LWW and YAYZ TUMNUS.
Do you read in publication or chronological order? PUBLICATIOOOOON MUCH BETTER IDK I DON'T LIKE STARTING WITH THE MAGICIAN'S NEPHEW. AS CLIVE STAPLES INTENDED IT I ALWAYS SAY.
The following can be based off of the books, movies, or both.
Who is your favorite character? PETER. (Hence why I am Peter!mod XD) IDK He is fantastic and noble and I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSS HIIIIM. He's the bestest big brother ever and I love him in the books and the movies because I relate. We're both the oldest, you see. Also in the movies... idk I love William Moseley.
Who is your least favorite character? Uuuuh *hems and haws* I like how I wrote this app and I have nothing to say for this question. I don't like that Lord dude who stabbed Miraz after the duel because I was like FUFUFUFU IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE OVER YOU H0R. But then the most epic battle scene EVER commenced and I forgave him.
What is your favorite quote? "High King Peter... the Magnificent!" ROFL I LOVED THIS PART. Because he says it so naturally like OH HAY I AM FROM FINCHLEY MY NAME IS HIGH KING PETER.... *PERKS UP* THE MAGNIFICENT! ^.^ Oh Peter you are so cute.
What is your favorite scene? I am a huge dork for battle scenes in books and movies so any of the battle scenes ever. For movies I fangirled so hard straight through the final Prince Caspian battle that I practically had spots before my eyes at the end... and idk I love the battle in the Last Battle it's epic and wonnderful.
What is your favorite blatant Christian symbol? EVERYONE'S FAVORITE BLATANT CHRISTIAN SYMBOL IS ASLAN, RIGHT? But IDK I like the HEAVEN thing in the Last Battle and also in the Prince Caspian book when they're following Aslan and they SLOOOWLY CAN SEE HIM AS THEY GAIN FAITH *SHINY EYES*
Who is your favorite actor/actress from the movies? WILLIAM MOSELEYYYY. I have loved him since I discovered that I was NOT in fact a pedophile for loving him in LWW. Srsly William and I have survived a lot. First I thought I was a pedophile because I thought he was 12 in the first Narnia movie, but then I looked it up and I was like YAYZ 18! And then I watched some interviews and I thought maybe he was gay (which, you know, is fine with me, unless you are the love of my life. in which case i would prefer heterosexuality aka being attracted to me) but then I was like YAYZ GIRLFRIEND.
Do you consider sitting on Nikabrik's head to be a valid strategy for conflict resolution? INDEED. Drama with friends? Sit on Nikabrik's head. Guy at McDonald's won't super-size my order? NIKABRIK'S HEAD. MY TEA IS TOO HOT? NIKABRIIIK I NEED YOUR HEAD.
Do you have it sorted? No I need Edmund to come help me out *bats eyelashes innocently* *jumps Edmund*
When are you going to learn to do as you're told? WHEN I'M SIXTY-FOUR *bum BUM* NAHT. After the White Witch scares the living crap out of me and then I realize what a nutter I've been. And then I shall say ASLAN FTW!
Are you some kind of beardless dwarf? No, I'm a girl! Actually I'm the tallest in my class! (WHICH IS A LIE I AM 5'3" SHHHHH)
How do you spell gastrovascular? Is it Latin for the most boring game ever invented?
Do you people have any originality? YOU ARE A MOUSE.
Do you think it's WICKED AWESOME that Ben Barnes picked his Caspian accent up from Inigo Montoya? MY FAVORITE PART OF BEN BARNES IS ACTUALLY THE FACT THAT HE IS SO RANDOMLY NERDY I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT.
DOES LARGE SPARKLY FONT TEND TO ANNOY OR OFFEND YOU? NEVAR. I ROLL IN SPARKLES NIGHTLY JUST SO MY WHOLE LIFE WILL BE LARGE AND SPARKLY (IS IT WEIRD THAT BACKSTREET BOYS JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD?)
Write a drabble for a non-canon pairing (the crackier, the better).
Once upon a time in the Realm of Narnia, Mrs. Beaver was walking about gathering sticks for her lazy husband so he would patch the roof before his annual bath. She swished her tail about happily as little birds flittered by and a birch tree pirouetted in the distance. She was in a good mood, the sun was shining, her jam was rea-
A very disturbing noise interrupted her happy thoughts, and Mrs. Beaver whirled around. But her shock was short-lived, as the booming repeated itself and it became apparent that the noise originated from a large creature that was approaching. It wasn't long before a minotaur -- just what Mrs. Beaver expected -- came into view.
"Minotaur, how many times to I have to ask you to stay awa -- OH!"
Mrs. Beaver was ONCE AGAIN interrupted as the Minotaur swept her off her feet and whirled her about.
"MRS. BEAVER," he boomed (for all sounds made by minotaurs are booms). "PLEASE RECONSIDER. I LOVE YOU LIKE LUCY LOVES TO BEFRIEND RANDOM NARNIAN CREATURES."
"No, Minotaur, I told you. I have a husband, it simply cannot be!"
The minotaur's face fell into a look of despair, and in his distraction he dropped Mrs. Beaver and boomed away, crying hysterically. Mrs. Beaver gathered up her scattered sticks and pulled out her cell phone to call Mr. Beaver. She couldn't walk home -- the Minotaur had broken her leg.
As she hung up, with Mr. Beaver on the way, she muttered to herself, "And that Minotaur wonders why I dumped him."